Catalog Wrecks

You've seen Cake Wrecks and Regretsy.  How about Catalog Wrecks?

I have no idea how I got on this mailing list, but today I received a catalog from "Carol Wright Gifts."

Here are a few examples of their products...

Lonely, then?

Not really sure how this one is supposed to help you lose weight... And what is "silvertone"?

Sigh... how will I choose just one?  Maybe if I register for all of them?  Do they have a registry?

Notice the very subtle color options available.  It is so you can pick one that matching the upholstery in your trailer from 1962.

*This* might be why the terrorists hate us...

Can't afford to get Grandma an iPad?  Get her this.  She'll never notice.

But what do you do when you are on the course...?

Notice the last line of the description - "Plus, a 'Do Not Disturb' sign for uninterrupted play"

This should some with a warning - "Not Actual Kitten Size"

Ummmmmm..... Is this a Forbidden Planet poster, or....? 

Soooooo classy...